THE REVISED NOBEL PRIZE LIST

If the Nobel PRIZE committee was not so biased against Greece, the right awards list should look like this:

1. NOBEL IN MEDICINE: To the Greek National Health Service doctor who kept prescribing cancer medicines to a patient already dead.
2. NOBEL IN MATHEMATICS: To the Greek Civil Servant who manages to work eight hours per day, between 08:00 and 14:00
3. NOBEL IN ECONOMICS: To the Greek economy which, although in deep recession, manages to have huge inflation.
4. NOBEL IN BIOLOGY: To the same Greek National Health Service doctor, who was prescribing pregnancy medication to a 70-year-old... man.